OR........
"How to get rid of baby sister"
Step 1) Dump out mama's diaper basket all over keeping room floor. Make sure to throw everything as far as possible giving yourself ample time to complete steps 2 through 6.
Step 2) Turn over said diaper basket creating a great foot stool.
Step 3) Stand on diaper basket. Check to make sure that the coast is clear.
Step 4) Hold onto cradle and throw right leg as far over cradle side as possible - the higher the better.
Step 5) Reach across cradle and grab other side making sure that you have a solid grip.
Step 6) Hurl your self as quickly as possible into cradle before mama rescues the little thing in the cradle.
Enjoy the view!
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